Search Engine Submission Helper

I have just added the following new program to my site. The details are as follows:

New Utility Program - Search Engine Submission Helper
Details at http://www.greyolltwit.com/seshelper.html

You can download a freeware copy by clicking the Non Members download link.

Cartoon Screen Savers Now All Freeware Again

I have today returned all my cartoon screen savers to freeware.

Visit http://www.greyolltwit.com/saverscartoon.html and click on the Non Members download link for each saver.

Screen savers include:

Percy Penguin - Virtual Penguin screen saver.

Morris Myna - You very own virtual pet Myna bird in a screen saver.

Tom & Jerry - Tom getting into trouble while chasing Jerry.

Pooh & The Honey Tree - Winnie The Pooh uses a balloon to try to get
some honey.

Mud Bath - Cartoon hippos wallowing in mud.

Sylvester & Tweety - Watch Sylvester getting into some terrible
scrapes.

Spring Clean - Give your computer the once over inside.

Goosed! - A cartoon story of a bull greeting a man.

Willy and Wally - Your very own virtual goldfish on your desktop.

Teletubbies - Time for Teletubbies including lots of nursery rhyme
midis.

Eeyore's Lost Tail - Eeyore takes a river trip and meets many of his
friends.

Pooh And Tigger - A simple Screen Saver of two very lovable
characters.

ADHD Or What ? - A certain character from Tasmania whirls around your
desktop.

Flower Power - Animated flowers growing to classical midi tracks get
their own back on the groundsman.


Enjoy!

New Program - UK Parish Finder

I have today added the following software program to my website.

UK Parish Finder - A genealogy program to help with locating Parishes in the UK



When searching for information on United Kingdom relatives or finding out your roots through tracing your family tree (genealogy) you will no doubt come across the seemingly endless number of parishes that used to exist in England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.

A parish is an area covered by a church or churches in the UK. There can be many parishes within a District and many Districts can exist within a County. The four UK countries are split into these counties. All of these have moved their boundaries over the years and so finding an old parish where the births, deaths and marriages records are kept can be very daunting. Many parishes still exist today but old records often only show the parish name. You then have the task of finding where in the UK that parish might have been and where the records might be kept now. Confused already? This is why I made the program, to help in searching all the old parish names, to find out which District, County and Country they are in.

More details and download at http://www.greyolltwit.com/parishfinder.html

Oh Dear Tony Please, Please Piss On Me Next

After completely ruining our country and our relationship with the rest of the world, Mr Tony Blair had to give one more final stream of hot piss in our faces before he left as prime minister. The knighthood given to Salman Rushdie is a complete insult not just to the Islamic world but also to us poor bloody English people. This bastard insulted the Islamic World back in 1988 with his book the Satanic Verses and Iran issued a fatwa (death threat) against him. Why the bloody hell did the islamic world not carry it out rather than their extremists killing thousands of innocent people. If truth be known this book and this evil man, was much to blame for the huge increase in terrorism since 1988 and yet our Government rewards him with a bloody knighthood. Plus God knows how many hundreds of thousands of pounds were spent (probably millions) on police protection for this slime ball for years after this death threat.



This creature has done absolutely nothing for our Country. It should be Salman Rushdie RIH (Rot In Hell) not Sir Salman Rushdie.

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